FUCKITY BYE

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

Via RoButts

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

Via the walrus sings at midnight

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
Via stop pretending i matter

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Via Life.


supernaturalclara:

So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

(Source: ughbuckybarnes)

Via Profoundly In Love

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

Via Adam is still in Hell

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:


Via LARPing with Charlie




thatfeministqueer:

ahaze:

hyenaboy:

sylph-ofheart:

Important.

Even just describing it gives me the willies. ugh..

I was so scared this was going to have graphic examples.
Thank you.

Anyway, I want to add that, even though you’re not aware of having it, googling is not a very good idea. There are very graphic pictures in the image search, especially of skin conditions (also photoshopped ones but these are even worse).
Please be careful when you really want to google it.

Bolded because I have made this unfortunate mistake.


Via The Fabulous Public Call Box


littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

(Source: zggamarchive)


Via Loocatmi Openblouse


dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well


Via Loocatmi Openblouse

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

Via gay love can pierce through the veil of death


bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

Via bloop
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