there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
So I was reading the driver’s manual and
the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
This is literally a Tumblr classroom.
Via LARPing with Charlie
Even just describing it gives me the willies. ugh..
I was so scared this was going to have graphic examples.
Anyway, I want to add that, even though you’re not aware of having it, googling is not a very good idea. There are very graphic pictures in the image search, especially of skin conditions (also photoshopped ones but these are even worse).
Please be careful when you really want to google it.
Bolded because I have made this unfortunate mistake.
Via The Fabulous Public Call Box
Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles
Via Loocatmi Openblouse
repeat after me
if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender
IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT
Another Bad Wolf..
Via Night falls, with gravity. The earth turns, from s